Song Spotlights

I LOVE THESE SONGS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW:

Human by Christina Perri
Youth by Troye Sivan
Scars to Your Beautiful by alessia Cara


GO LISTEN TO THEM

Old Story I Wrote

I was looking through my old stories I wrote when I found this:

Imagine this. A boy standing in front of a fast food restaurant, drooling for chicken. Now, imagine this boy not having any money. Imagine this boy realizing this. Imagine him crying. Now imagine the owner of that KFC says, “You’ll have to do this for the chicken.” Imagine the boy’s happiness. Imagine. Imagine this boy’s name is Jiro.

Before I tell you this story about Jiro, I must tell you, this is based on real life. Jiro is a real boy, he does love KFC but I doubt this ever happened. If you are wondering, you can ask Jiro. I don’t suggest it, he’ll probably get upset since he doesn’t have chicken. It’s because he loves KFC, so please don’t be surprised. Now, I’m not sure how much Jiro loves KFC, but it is possible he’ll do this. Let’s get on with the story, shall we?

Now, Jiro is standing in front of the owner of KFC. Imagine it. This is just in your mind but your mind is a powerful thing. Imagine Jiro leaning over the counter sticking his ear next to the owner’s mouth. I am just thinking of what Jiro would do in this situation. Imagine a hungry boy wanting his favourite food. I forgot one tiny, miniscule, detail. Jiro means chicken in chinese. Don’t be surprised, it’s true. Except you would add an u at the end to make it perfect.

Back to our story, the KFC owner thought this would be the perfect chance to get whatever he wanted. Jiro would possibly do anything for KFC. I say possibly because, I haven’t checked this information with Jiro. I will later. If I can get a hold of him that is. That boy is always running around, hungry for KFC.

The KFC owner had always wanted a Big Mac. However, he was not allowed to get one because he was the owner of KFC. So, he whispered into Jiro’s ear, “Get me a Big Mac.” Now, you can imagine Jiro’s disappointment. Do you know what Jiro wanted to do? Of course you don’t, I haven’t told you yet. Jiro wanted to go to a quest. He wanted to save the world from destruction. He could’ve completed that task but not a simple one like getting a Big Mac. As I already mentioned, Jiro does not have any money.

Howling, Jiro runs out of the KFC store. I didn’t see this with my own eyes, I doubt anyone did but he was definitely a strange sight to see. That is because this story is not real. If it was real then this would be non-fiction. This book is fiction. Fiction is better than non-fiction. Take my word for it.

Now, Jiro must get a job. Suddenly, Jiro has an idea. Imagine a lightbulb appearing on top of his head. A lit up lightbulb. Not a dead one. Got it? This was Jiro’s idea. Jiro wanted to find someone who would want him to go on a magical quest. Maybe Jiro would find gold or even diamonds. Then he could’ve got a Big Mac. Just then, Jiro’s lightbulb went out. If he got gold or diamonds, he could just buy KFC.

Jiro is angry. Imagine you just realized you had been tricked by someone. Jiro storms into the KFC shop and goes to see the owner. I’m not going to write exactly what Jiro said because little kids that are reading this do not need to learn how to be angry. Yes, yes, always be kind and nice to others. Don’t worry, it’s for the best.

After Jiro said that, the owner of KFC, let’s call him Bob, was surprised. Bob said, “Oh, did I say Big Mac? I meant big tic-tac.” Then Bob stretched out his arms to show Jiro how big. He didn’t stretch them as far as a meter. No, no, way farther. Wider than the room you’re in. As wide as one kilometer. Jiro looked to his left. To his right. He couldn’t see the ends of Bob’s arms. Yes, Bob is magical. However, Jiro didn’t seem to realize it. I’m not saying Jiro’s dumb, normal people cannot see magic.

Jiro, if you are reading this, I am not insulting you. I am saying you are not magical, but neither am I. Magic could be happening right in front of me, right now, but I would not be able to see it. Got it? Okay.

Even though Jiro could not see the ends of Bob’s arms, Jiro knew that he had to find a tic-tac one kilometer long. Yes, that’s a big tic-tac, I know. But would you get one to get your favourite food? Okay, you might not, but Jiro would. Jiro would definitely do that. Possibly. As I told you before, this is not a true story.

Sadly, disappointed, Jiro headed outside. Jiro dug a hole, he was searching for a portal. Thinking the bottom of the hole might be a portal in disguise. He jumped in. As you can probably guess, he got stuck. Now, Jiro cried and cried and cried. But, he knew he was going to find that giant tic-tac. Jiro might’ve done this in this story to send a message to young readers. Follow your dreams. Jiro’s dream was to get KFC.

Jiro’s tears collected at the bottom of the hole. Suddenly, the tears turned red. A shimmering, beautiful red. I haven’t mentioned this yet, but, Jiro loves red. Jiro fell in love with his own tears and kissed them. He fell through the tears into a different land. Now, Jiro’s quest had just begun.

Jiro ended up in a strange blocky world. Do you know Minecraft? Jiro does, he ended up in the Minecraft world. Jiro knew he wouldn’t find a tic-tac here. So, you know what Jiro did? He made a portal. Out of obsidian. You need lava to make obsidian. I would tell the whole story, but that would take too long. So let’s just say it took Jiro many days and many deaths to make a portal.

When Jiro finally stepped through it, he saw snow. Jiro was disappointed. Even though Jiro liked snow, at least I think he did, Jiro was sad. He wanted tic-tac’s not snow. Then, Jiro realized that the “snow” was actually tic-tacs.

As you can imagine, Jiro was now very hungry. I mean, he hasn’t eaten in forever! So, you probably guessed it, Jiro ate some tic-tacs. The tic-tacs weren’t exactly healthy so Jiro felt slightly sick, but it’s okay, he’s alive. You can probably find him eating right now. Don’t worry, he’s absolutely fine.

Suddenly, Jiro felt something hit his head. Jiro immediately smacked his head, then realizing, he had hurt himself. You might be wondering why. Well, it’s my job to answer your questions. Jiro hardly has any hair. Yep, that’s right, nearly no hair. Jiro realized that it was raining tic-tacs.

Jiro looked up, which was a good idea, and saw the biggest tic-tac ever. One kilometer wide. Jiro realized that was exactly what he needed to give to Bob. Jiro looked around and saw the highest, tic-tac mountain you ever did see. Not that you’ve seen any. They’re not real, sorry to crush your dreams. Jiro climbed, it wasn’t easy, but he made it to the top. You know what Jiro did? He grabbed the tic-tac.

Jiro went back through the obsidian portal, back through the red portal and back to KFC. He handed Bob the giant tic-tac and Bob ate it right away. I told you, Bob was magical. Bob kept his promise and handed Jiro some chicken. One chicken nugget. You can imagine Jiro was upset. Okay, angry. Furious. I’m not going to say what happened next, because, well, you just don’t need to know.

The End

If anyone wants me to write about them, er,,, sureeeee cuase this was fun

Obsession

Okay so
Everything brings me to thinking about Steven Universe (Demayo).
Today, I was just thinking about my old friends then suddenly I thought GARNET
Someone grabbed my wrist yesterday when I was walking away and I thought LAPIS.
Literally, I can always reference something back to Steven Universe.
Luckily someone who goes to my school watches then as well so they can tolerate my dangling omg dangling ... I hate supporter WHAT autocorrect.
FANGIRLING NOT DANGLING

Vacation

So.
It was fun.
So.
First day, I we drove which was pretty boring.
Second day, we went to Death Valley which was cool. We went to these sand dunes and these people were actually sledding in sand and it seemed fun.
Then we went to this place like 85.5 meters under sea level.
We went to this trail thing.
We went to salt things.
We went to these really cool colourful mountains and climbed things.
We watched the sunset and climbed a mountain in like less than 5 minutes.
Then we drove to a hotel.
NEXT DaY
WE WENT DRIVING. WE WENT TO THIS LaKE THINGY
IT WaS COOL I GUESS
THEN
WE
KEPT
DRIVING
INTO
THE
MOUNTaINS
aND
THERE
WaS
SNOW
EVERYWHERE
aND BEING THE CaNaDIaN THaT I aM, WE PULLED OVER ON THE HIGHWaY TO PLaY IN THE SNOW. IT WaS aWESOME.
THEN WE LEFT
aND THERE WaS LIKE a SNOWSTORM
aND CaRS WERE IN DITCHES
BUT WE GOT OUT aLIVE
aND HERE I aM

Friends

Thank you.


Just thank you.


I hate getting all deep with people but...


You know who you are.


I'm just...gonna cry again.


I usually don't cry. Especially from reading.


But...you're just...you make me feel special


and good.


It's a great feeling. Everyone deserves someone like you.

Crushes

Then there's crushes and I feel like everyone likes someone and EVERYONE IS LOVED OR SOMEONE HaS a CRUSH ON THEM aND THEN SOME OF MY FRIENDS aRE SO DaNG POPULaR

then i'm like


yo

i'm a potato


and I feel left out


i feel like i don't belong with my friends anymore

Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyy

IT'S STEVEN UNIVERSE (THE SHOW)'S BIRTHDaY WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

Halloween

Here's a design I made on Canva :D

Dentistssssssssssssss

I went to the dentist again.
and they have these little bowl thingies of candy and they don't give it to you and i'm like just give me the candy alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ugh
d

entsists r sutpid


*dentists r stupid

8 more days

8 MORE DaYS

I hate dentists

I hate dentists.
I had a dentist appointment yesterday.
erg.

9 more days

YEY I'M SUPER DUPER EXCITED :D

What are you being for Halloween?

House Sold

I am sad.
My house in dear old Canadia has been sold.

Le cri cri.

I'm honestly super sad though.

I am feeling poopy

I stayed home all day today.
It was boring.
I feel eh.
I feel like how I did when I stayed up a whole night.
THERE IS NOTHING TO DO.
UGH
HELP ME

TEN MORE DaYS

Yep das all

Things That Remind Me Of My Old Friends

This list will be updated as more things remind me of you. Some of these remind me of a certain person :P

-Schwinn bikes
-Piano
-Lungs/Other Organs
-Funny accents
-Fistbumps
-When someone says dude or bro
-Potatoes
-When I or someone else hears something wrong
-SNOW SNOW SNOW MORE SNOW
-When people say homie
-Thirteen
-Derp
-Murp
-Llamas

Things That Remind Me Of My Old Friends

This list will be updated as more things remind me of you. Some of these remind me of a certain person :P

-Schwinn bikes
-Piano
-Lungs/Other Organs

Friends

I've tried avoiding this topic.

It's tough for me. It's complicated. I'm not even sure who are my friends anymore. I have 3 groups of friends.

There's the olddddddddddd friends. The ones from kindergarten to grade 4. Then I moved schools, leaving them behind. When I left, I didn't really have any social media, so we lost touch. I some of them again about 2 years later, but things changed. We got our contact information but we're not close like before.

Then there's the half-old friends. When I moved schools, I made even better friends. I love them so much and I don't want to lose them. But I feel like I'm losing them already. I moved again, farther away and I hardly ever talk with some of them anymore. I don't want to lose you.

Now I'm at my new school. I don't know what friends are. I don't know who to consider as friends, middle school's confusing. I know people, I like them, we talk. But are we friends? I honestly don't even know anymore. Friends is just a confusing topic. Do they like me? I sometimes feel like, ugh, I don't know how to describe it. I feel like I don't belong, like they're being forced to hang out with me.

Some of my old friends have asked me whether I've made friends. In fact one of them has been serious about it. The thing is, I don't want to say I made new friends. In fact, I hate talking with my half-old friends about my new friends. I'm afraid I'm going to hurt them. I'm afraid that if I say I've made new friends then I'm going to move on. Then I'm replacing them. I don't want to lose them, so I'm afraid of making new friends.

This is like my first serious post.

My feelings are complicated.

I doubt I'll post something like this again.

Thanks for listening (reading) though.

It was nice to get this all out.

Da Internet Corners

I honestly have no Idea why I'm posting this.

I posted a while back that there are 4 corners of the internet.

I have top right.

audreh has top left.

clare has one of the bottom corners (I FORGET)

Rowan has the  last corner.

UMMMMM IDK WHaT I'M DOING SHOULD I DELETE THIS POST NaH

I like art

I like art, it is fun.
This poem is officially done.

Idk why I posted this xD

Hallo

I have not posted in a very long time. Some of my keys aren't working either. I'm am currently copy pasting an a and it sucks. (Note the change in font and background colour (BURN U.S PEOPLE I aDDED aN O). So yeah. I'm in California now and well... it's meh. IT'S a BIG FaT MEH It's hotter than Canada. (you lucky people get -40 degrees). In fact I checked the weather there and it's almost 0. LUCKY DUCKS. le cri cri. On Fridayssss we have to run around and around and aroudn and around and around and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on. Yeah I'll stop.

So.........................................

If you have any questions, comment them below :3

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also.
I don't know if I've made a post on this or not. SCRaTCH IS THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE ON EaRTH THIS DOESN'T  MaKE SENSE BUT IT BE aWESOME OH NOES I LOST MY PROPER GRaMMaR BECaUSE OF THIS BELIEVE THIS OR NOT I'M TYPING THIS WITH a COMPLETELY STRaIGHT FCE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME HELP

P.S I'm tanga8077 on Scratch :3

Random Post

YO GUYS
SO
AS THE TITLE SAYS
THIS IS A RANDOM POST.
I'M IN CALI NAO.
SO. YEAH.
OKAY.
UM.
.............
RIGHT.
SO.
STEVEN UNIVERSE IS AWESOME. GO WATCH IT.
This is Garnet, back together, and I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you because I'm so much better...
Every time someone says "let's go" I think of that song. Want to know what let's go has to do with it? WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE.
........
what is wrong with me.
i miss you all.
unless i don't know you.
i still wish i knew you better cuz EVERYONE IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No seriously.
Everyone on this planet and on any other planet/comet/meteor/asteroid/star/ UNIVERSE is awesome. I luv y'all. gosh what happened to this post

Moving News

AHHHHHHHHH
I'M SO SORREH
AND SAD
AND MISERABLE
AND MORE SADNESS
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I'M MOVING ON AUGUST 12TH
OKAY
BYE
IMMA GO CRY NAO

Canada Dat

Canada Day was yesterday. Not Canada Dat. But dat would be cool. XD
I went to see fireworks and they were realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly pretty.
They were like BOOM BOOM COLOURS COLOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFUL SMOKE
boom -- > prettynes --> awwww smoke
...
HAPPY CANADA DAY (DATE(LATE))

SSD

OML
AMBER POSTED 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY!!!!!!!!
COOL!
ANYWAY
S
oops.
i was too lazy to go back and put the s in the right place.  I'm LAZY
So.
You. Must. Go. Read. The. Seven. Sassy. Demigods.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10289210/1/The-Seven-Sassy-Demigods
there's da link.
yes it's a fanfiction.
BUT IT ONLY HAS LIKE 54 CHAPTERS.
THEN IT ENDS.
HOW DARE IT END?
IT'S LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER.
AND IT ENDS.
okat.
XD
OK
I'M LAUGHING AGAIN. MY FRIEND AND I SAY OKAT NOT OKAY SOMETIMES. OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY I MEAN OKATTTTTTTT
it started with a spelling accident, but now...
what.
i'm not even talking about ssd anymore.
OH WELLZ.
I SHALL NOT SPOIL IT.
GO READ IT URSELF. BETCH. DON'T REPORT ME. IT'S WHAT SEVEN SASSY DEMIGODS SAYSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHH

End of School

I just finished Grade 6 yesterday.
As you know, I'm moving. So, I won't see most of my friends anymore. This made me so so SO sad. I cried. I'll miss them all.
I'm also done elementary school. All my other friends will see each other again but I won't. It makes me super sad.
If I keep typing I'm probably gonna cry again. Okay. Bye.

FINDING DORY

I just watched Finding Dory yesterday, it was amazing!
It's about how Dory finds her parents.
Also, there's a short animation about a sandpiper which is super cute.

That's baby Dory. ISN'T SHE JUST SO CUTE? IT'S SHO CUTEUEE. AND THE TOHER CAHARACTERS ARE GOOD TOO.

THRE'S BECKY, AND DESTINEY, AND BAILY AND HANK THE SEPTIPUS AND NEMO AND YEAH.

I SHOULD STOP NOW.

THRE WOULD BE SPOIELSR IF I KE PT ON WRITING.

PJO QUOTES

As you know, I'm obsessed with Percy Jackson. Here's some stuff I
made.

Audrey (jmaudh.blogspot.com) gave me the quotes for the Grover one! We still couldn't find enough :P

Percy Jackson

Sorry I haven't been posting lately.
My 1qaz keys stopped working again so it was REALLY hard to type. It's good now. Sho. Sho. Sho.SHo. I CAN'T TYPE. SO! I finished ALL the Percy Jackson books lately. They're so good.
It goes: The Lightning Thief
The Sea of Monsters
The Titan's Curse
The Battle of The Labyrinth
The Last Olympian
The Lost Hero
The Son of Neptune
The Mark of Athena
The House of Hades
The Blood of Olympus
The Hidden Oracle
WOWZIES! I'm surprised I memorized all those.  Personally, my favourite book is the House of Hades. The first 5 books are part of the Percy Jackson series. The second 5 are part of the Heroes of Olympus series. And the last one is part of a brand new series called the Trials of Apollo. I LOVE DEM ALL!

Sadness

I have an important announcement to make.

I will never see you again.

Not internet peeps. I STILL LOVE YOU.

Thing is. It's not school stuff or anything.

I CaN'T SaY THIS. tOO SaD. I'M GOING TO CRY!

Okay.

Calm down.

You might've guessed it already.

I'm moving.

To the USA.

I am so sad.

Sadness.

but you should know.

So yeah.

Okay. 


That's it..

Oh no.

i was doing good.

ONE TOO MANY SPACES ABOVE MY OKAY.

DARN.

BYE.

Think About It

Have you ever thought about how important the 1qaz keys are? Let's talk about that.

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

BAWWWWWWWWWWKKKK

Good Mythical Morning.

Um. I've been watching too much GMM recently. So. Yeah. But recently, for a while now, my 1qaz keys haven't been working. IT'S BEEN SO ANNOYING. I would either copy paste or do the following:

1 = |
q = o|
a = @
z = -/_

Yeah, I know. The z looks nothing like a z in my way. It's interesting... but i was desperate. And my a key is important. I use it SOOOOOOOOO much. My password has an a and a 1 in it. DON'T YOU DARE TRY HACKING. But yeah.

So. I dare you. To go without using the 1qaz keys or any other group of keys for a day or more. I HAD TO DO IT FOR OVER A WEEK. But yeah. Comment if you did it. I WILL BE SO AMAZED AT YOUR AMAZING COURAGE AND BRAVERY.

Photoshop Fails

I just searched about photoshop fails. And they ARE SO FUNNY!
Here are some of my favourites:
Yep. Totally legit.
The shadow says otherwise.
Totally in France.

Beautiful. Where are your legs. Arms? INVISIBILITY CLOAK!!!!!!!!!

RIP photoshop :(

Skype Song Sunday

Sometimes I write songs on Sunday...
So far I have, The Bawk Song, The Emo Goth Cat song and the lying on the floor song.

Every SUnday I will share one with you. HEre's EMO GOTH CAT:

EMO GOTH CAT

DUN DUN DUN

EMO GOTH CAT

EMO EMO EMO EMO

GOTH GOTH GOTH

EMO EMO GOTH CAT

DUN DUN DUN

EMO EMO GOTH CAT

DUN DUN DUN

EMO EMO GOTH CAT

DUN DUN DUN

EMO GOTH CAT

EMO GOTH CAT

EMO GOTH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Mother's Day!

Happy Birthday Mom!
Wait, what? That's not what I meant :|
I can't type.
I meant Happy Mothers Day to all those moms out there but I doubt there's any moms who read this cuz they're too busy being good and nice to their children and teaching them not to make run-on sentences like this. *gasp*
Try reading that in one breath.
ANYWAYS!
MOMS ARE NICE!
THEY MAKE RICE!
MOM'S LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
MOM.
MOM.

Do you like my poem?
No?
The point is, without our mom's we would be no where and they're really special and nice and they support you and they love you but they don't like you making run-on sentences that are like 50 words long even though this one isn't that long yet.

OKAY.
THAT'S ENOUHG.
THANKS MOM!
BYE!

Song Spotlight

HELLO!
HAVE YOU MET TURDPAW?
ANYWAYS!
TURDPAW IS ONE OF MY OC'S! (ORIGINAL CHARACTERS)
SHE HAS EARTH POWERS BUT SHE CONTROLS POOP. OH YEAH, SHE'S A CAT.
HERE'S HER THEME SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO4jhvxD5g

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG.
I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO IT ON REPLAY. ALSO.
I'M ON SCRATCH A LOT. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/tanga8077/

Thanks! Bye!

Song Spotlight.

Click Here
So. I know, I did another Song Spotlight not so long ago. But. I am obsessed with this song and i'm listening to it over and over again.
It's New Romantics by Taylor Swift.
It's stuck in my head. IT would be a good dance song.

Obsession

I have an obsession. It's Slitherio! It's so fun! The link is here. Pretty much, you're a snake and you try to grow big and kill other snakes and you can change your skin and it is pretty addictive. I always go as Gryffinpuff cuz GRYFFINPUFF! Anyways...my best is 4649.9.
Comment your best below!
See if you can beat me!

Song Spotlight

I haven't done one of these in a long time! Today, it's All I Ask by Adele. I love the song! Here's the link: Click Here

The thing is. I feel like Adele is being so selfish in this song. One of the lines is: What if I never love again?

And I feel like, YOU'RE THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT YOURSELF! YOU WANT YOUR PARTNER TO DO ALL THIS STUFF JUST FOR YOU! NO WONDER YOU'RE BREAKING UP! I MEAN, THAT LINE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE UR BEING SO SELFISH, ADELE!

Um. Yeah. So. Um. Bye.

ROLEPLAYING

FIRST THINGS FIRST. I'VE BEEN CHALLENGED TO WRITE IN ONLY CAPS FOR A WEEK.

SECOND THINGS SECOND:

AUDREY (JMAUDH.BLOGSPOT.COM) HAS MADE ME OBSESSED WITH ROLEPLAYING.

EVIL!

I'M DOING IT MOSTLY ON SCRATCH. YOU CAN ADD MEH ON SCRATCH AT TANGA8077. YAH. IT'S FUN.

ROLEPLAYING = FUN.

OKAY. BYE.

New Blogs

Hiya!
I am now officially a bench reviewer.
So.
Two new blogs both from me and my friend Clare.
First: The Bench Reviewers
Second:The Better Yelp
Thanks! Bye!

Cupcake Craziness

So.
I went to a friends birthday party on Saturday.
We made cupcakes.
Lesson learned: Do not make cupcakes with me or my friend Rachael (http://devoteeofdisney.blogspot.ca/)
THEY WERE SUPER UGLY AND WE GOT SPRINKLES EVERYWHERE@
WOOHOO THOUGH!

HMMMMMMMM...........

I need a random topic.
I KNOW!
OREO, OREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEO!
OREO'S = NOM.
Nom an oreo.
There's double stuf.
And single.
And mint.
And stuff.
OH YEAH. I WAS GOING TO POST ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE A WHILE BACK.

If you had to eat one, which one would you eat? I would choose diet mountain dew.

Folktales #2

We made up some more folktales.

Why is Snow Hot?
Rachael 
A long time ago. Snow was hot. People would throw popcorn kernels at it to pop it. However, if you touched the snow, you would burn up. One day, somebody used a mitten and picked it up. It turned cold. And then a stop sign did some stuff and the snow all turned cold (SORRY I FORGOT)

Why are White Houses with Green Roofs the Best?
Audrey
There once was a thing-a-ma-mob. He always looked at Red House with Black Roof (RHBR) and thought i would love to be a RHBR. One day White House with Green Roof (WHGR) came. WHGR said to RHBR, you're an idiot! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPELLING BEE! Thing-a-ma-bob (TAMB) hosted it. He said spell DUH! RHBR was like 2husd9 AND WHGR was like DUH! TAMB SAID, NO IT'S DUHH! THEN THEY HAD A DANCE OFF AND WHGR WON AND TAMB FELL IN LOVE!

There were more but I'm too lazy to write