CHINESE NEW YEAR+CAPITALS!

Hi guys!
So...
Today was CHINESE NEW YEAR! WOO HOO! I completely forgot to post something until I saw my friend, Audrey's (you can check out her blog here) post. So, yeah. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! WOOHOOT!

Ya. That's all. Erm. This year is the year of the monkey? OKAY? I MEAN OKAY! HALLO! BOO! DID I SCARE YOU?! NO? gOOD. vERY VERY GOOD.

Ok. I'll stop. I'm not going crazy, OR AM I?! HEHEHE! (I am, but you don't bother reading things not in capitals do you?) I AM TOTALLY GETTING OFF TRACK! HEHEHE!

Second message:
CAPTIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE CAPTIALS! THEY SUCK! I LOVE CAPITALS! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUT YOU PROBS ALREADY GUESSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ERMAGERD! CAPITALS! CAPITALS! CAPITALS!

CHALLENGE

Here's the challenge. You must figure out what the writing underneath the line says. If you are the first to figure it out, you will get a prize. You get to write a blog post, send it to me with email and I will post it.
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HEY GUSYDFHR;JKT,
SO YUF DEFIJCIDEF TO TKTE DON TEHD CHALLENGE HUHJ? WELLK, IGUEJS S IMEAN, FIU YOU'RE ACUTKALLY READYUNG THIS, YOUC OULD BE WIUNNGNG! ANYUASYWS, AVLENTINE'S DAY IS RUIGHT AROUND THE CORBER, SOA YAUAY! I SHOULD SATY THIS ONJR A RE TLA POST, BUINOT A WERIRD CHALLNGE LIJKE THIS, BUITJ TIT'S FUNE/, SO AYYA! SHOJ;LD I MKHNJAE THIS KOINGER! NIJO! OUY WAT TO POIST SOMETHING DUN'T YOU?

DEFINITION GUESSING

Here's how this works. I say a word. I give you three options. You guess which one is the correct definition.

Here we go.

Guess what doodle sack means.

a) a person who loves doodling
b) bagpipe
c) someone who litters

Books

ERMAGERD, HI GUYS! I HAVE BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH BLOGGER ALOT  A LOT LATELY! I have added a search bar, you can now follow and I made a random list. Anyways, a new program/repeaty thingy. OMG I'm gonna call these repeaty thingies. So, this one is called, IDK, what to call it.
So, I'm gonna highlight a book once in a while, you guys can vote on these possible names:
1. Best Books
2. Best Book
3. Bragging Books
4. Book Bribe
5. Better Books
6. Big Books
COMMENT WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL IT!

3 POSTS IN ONE!

Hello People.
I have news.












ERMAGERD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I HAVE 1072 PAGE VIEWS! That's over 1000. Am I dreaming? Am I really a robotic dog living on another planet? THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Second Announcement:
I have changed some fonts because I recently discovered how and I felt like it.

Third Announcement:
My friend Audreh/Audrew/Andrew/ a lot of other things has made a blog! jmaudh.blogspot.com
CHECK IT OUT! go away. NO STAY.

Fourth Announcement: 
*gasp* I know, I said 3. :P Anyways....WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY? NO I FORGET! OH YEAH! internet is on a screen. Computer/laptop/tablet/phone/tablet. The screens are all....*gasp* RECTANGLES! You know how people say they own a corner of the internet? That means only 4 people can own a corner of the internet! THAT MEANS ONLY 4 PEOPLE! QUICK CLAIM A CORNER! I CLAIM THE TOP RIGHT CORNER! AUDREY CLAIMED THE TOP LEFT CORNER! *GASP* THERE'S ONLY 2 CORNERS LEFT! QUICK, CLAIM A CORNER BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!

FINE AUDREY (Happy Valentine's Day)

To Audrey: FINE! I made a Canva account and I admit it's awesome.
To everyone else (Audrey go away now, just kidding): I MADE THIS!

And yeah, happy valentine's day 9 days early. I made this and I wanted to share this with you. Now I'm going to mess around with Canva cause it's cool.

Justin Bieber

WARNING! I DO NOT LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER! NO WAY!
Anyways...so, Justin Bieber used to be like super hated. And his songs never made it to the most popular. Now however, Sorry and Love Yourself are the top 2 songs, like WAHAT? WHO EVEN LIKES JUSTIN BIEVER? I MEAN SRSLY! HE DOES DRUGS AND WAS PUT IN JAIL AND LIKE I HATE HIM! (no offense to any Justin Bieber lovers who are reading this)

 HE used to be this
And now he's this.
ANYWAYS BYE!