DEFINITION GUESSING

Here's how this works. I say a word. I give you three options. You guess which one is the correct definition.

Here we go.

Guess what doodle sack means.

a) a person who loves doodling
b) bagpipe
c) someone who litters

Books

ERMAGERD, HI GUYS! I HAVE BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH BLOGGER ALOT  A LOT LATELY! I have added a search bar, you can now follow and I made a random list. Anyways, a new program/repeaty thingy. OMG I'm gonna call these repeaty thingies. So, this one is called, IDK, what to call it.
So, I'm gonna highlight a book once in a while, you guys can vote on these possible names:
1. Best Books
2. Best Book
3. Bragging Books
4. Book Bribe
5. Better Books
6. Big Books
COMMENT WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL IT!

3 POSTS IN ONE!

Hello People.
I have news.












ERMAGERD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I HAVE 1072 PAGE VIEWS! That's over 1000. Am I dreaming? Am I really a robotic dog living on another planet? THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Second Announcement:
I have changed some fonts because I recently discovered how and I felt like it.

Third Announcement:
My friend Audreh/Audrew/Andrew/ a lot of other things has made a blog! jmaudh.blogspot.com
CHECK IT OUT! go away. NO STAY.

Fourth Announcement: 
*gasp* I know, I said 3. :P Anyways....WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY? NO I FORGET! OH YEAH! internet is on a screen. Computer/laptop/tablet/phone/tablet. The screens are all....*gasp* RECTANGLES! You know how people say they own a corner of the internet? That means only 4 people can own a corner of the internet! THAT MEANS ONLY 4 PEOPLE! QUICK CLAIM A CORNER! I CLAIM THE TOP RIGHT CORNER! AUDREY CLAIMED THE TOP LEFT CORNER! *GASP* THERE'S ONLY 2 CORNERS LEFT! QUICK, CLAIM A CORNER BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!

FINE AUDREY (Happy Valentine's Day)

To Audrey: FINE! I made a Canva account and I admit it's awesome.
To everyone else (Audrey go away now, just kidding): I MADE THIS!

And yeah, happy valentine's day 9 days early. I made this and I wanted to share this with you. Now I'm going to mess around with Canva cause it's cool.

Justin Bieber

WARNING! I DO NOT LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER! NO WAY!
Anyways...so, Justin Bieber used to be like super hated. And his songs never made it to the most popular. Now however, Sorry and Love Yourself are the top 2 songs, like WAHAT? WHO EVEN LIKES JUSTIN BIEVER? I MEAN SRSLY! HE DOES DRUGS AND WAS PUT IN JAIL AND LIKE I HATE HIM! (no offense to any Justin Bieber lovers who are reading this)

 HE used to be this
And now he's this.
ANYWAYS BYE!

Ukulele

Hi peoples.
In class we're learning about ukuleles. No, we're not learning about them, WE'RE PLAYING THEM. iT SI SAUQWEAOME! ... THat last word was supposed to be awesome. Well then...
IT'S A UKULELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO
THE TRINGS ARE G, C, E, A!!!!!!!!!!!! ADN THEN IT'S LIKE PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually don't have a ukulele. But...I WANT ONE. I wanted one for X-mas, but I didn;t get it. WHY ARE MY POSTS SO WEIRD? ANSWER ME! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Relationship

BE WARNED, I AM NOT IN ANY RELATIONSHIP OF ANY KIND, OH WHY DID I USE THAT AS MY TITLE?
I realize I could just change it but where's the fun in that? Did I trick any of you? I am most definitely NOT in a relationship. NO WAY! But I'm going to tell you how to get in a relation ship.

1. Buy a ship. (da boat)
2. Name it Relation (paint it on the side if you want)
3. Get in. 
4. YOU ARE NOW IN A RELATIONSHIP!

I did see the sheep version of this but I think this one's better. Sadly, I don't have the money to get into a relationship.

Buy this boat!!!

So people did think of this...well they didn't say to get into it. I WIN!!!