Thursday, 31 March 2016

APRIL FOOL PRANKS!

Tomorrow's April Fool day! Stuck on pranks? Let me help you.

1.

2.
 Insect Lamps

3.
Attach An Airhorn To Their Seat

4.
Mouse Prank

5.
Install An Airhorn As A Door Wall Protector

That's just 5. LOL
If you're confuzzuled by anything, just comment ur question and I'll answer!

Monday, 28 March 2016

OCTOPUNS

KAY
SO
OCTOPUNS IS THIS AMAZING COMIC WEBSITE!
IT IS FILLED WITH PUNS!
LIKE
Octupus 1: WOAH ARE YOU CARRYING A HOUSE! You must be so STRONG
Octupus 2: NAH. It's a lighthouse.

CLICK HERE to see the website!

TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT IN THE COMICS.

Oh yeah. First comic that shows up when you click on it is inappropriate-ish BUT THE REST ARE STILL AWESOME

Sunday, 27 March 2016

EASTUH

it's not EASTUH by the way
IT'S EASTER!

WOEHOWHTOJW
E11!!
HAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WOOT WOTO
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOOT WOOT!

It's so much easier to communicate in pictures than in words.

ANYWAYS
that was made with CANVA
so...............................
BAI

Saturday, 26 March 2016

Bed Making

So I have to make my bed every morning. Sometimes it's like one second and then:

And sometime's,


it's like 18237287623645280 hours later:

Image result for messiest bed
Yes, there's a bed under there.





TRAUMATIC THOUGHTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



Thursday, 24 March 2016

Song Spotlight

HAI
Song spotlight.

TOday
it is a song that most of u have never heard before.
there is no vid for it.
or a tune for that matter.
but i have the lyrics.
this is a song written by the one and only moi (me).

There once was a potato.
His name was Jeremy.
He lived on a wood shelf,
and liked to eat cheese!

CHrOUS:
POTATO NOM
POTATO NOM
POTATO YUMMY
POTATO NOM
POTATO NOM
POTATO VERY YUMMY
V2:
And now Jeremy’s gone.
He was eaten by a hungry
me.
And he was yummy…
but he’s gone now.
Chorus

Bridge:
I’m so sorry,
you already know..
I ate da potato,
bout to blow, ow, ow, ow
I’m so sorry,
he was so yummy,
I ate poor Jeremy,
bout to blow ow ow ow

Chorus x2

(music fades out)

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, 17 March 2016

VACATION

HAI!
I'm in the US. I don't have time. Let me sum it up so far.

I saw Brittany Spears

EXIT SIGNS ARE GREEN!

IDK

I'M IN NASHVILLE

GOING TO KENTUCKY SOON

OH YA, WE ALSTO STOPED AT INDIANPOLIS

Sunday, 6 March 2016

BRAGGING 'BOUT BOOKS

So. This is another repeaty thingy.

This is NOT the weirdest
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FAIL ARROW

My weirdest is JB Update. YEAH. I know.

ANyways1! rREAD SANTHX! XANTH

CGORSNO

CHRONICLES OF XANTH BY PIERS ANTHONY.

HIPIERS.COM

IT'S COOL. AND MAGICAL. AND PUNNY. HAHA, GET IT? NO SERIOUSLY. THERE'S LOTS OF PUNS. K, BYE!

Love Yourself

Another JB post. Don't get mad at me.



Anyways...


Usually you would think that loving yourself would be a good thing. Like if I told you that you should love yourself, you'd be fine, right?

But listen to JB's song, Love Yourself.


He makes it seem like a bad thing. I don't like it. When I first saw the title on number 1. I was like, oh, JB finally wrote a song that actually has a good meaning to it. Boy, was I wrong.

Go on. Google it. I'm too lazy to put the link.

Notice all the spaces.


I'm even too lazy to keep all the spaces the same size.


Bye.


See you next time on JB Update.