THE FIRST EVER INTERSTING INTERNET (A NEW REPATY THINGY)

Can you read it? If not, I'll type it out. Once in a while I'll post something from da internet.

Song Spotlight

Hi! So today I'm doing another Song Spotlight. I haven'd one this i n so long!!!!!!!!! So, today it's When We Were Young by Adele. Did you know her last name is Adkins? Anyways, you can listen to it by clicking here. So, yeah. Hope you enjoy! Bai!

Folktales

So today on a long walk, me and my friends, and we played a game. One of us gave another one of us two main characters and what to explain. Here are some good ones.

Why Do Camels Have Humps?
By: Amber and Audrey
Once upon a time, camels had little wings. Sand was extremely jealous. All sand particles jumped onto Camel's wings and created a huge pile. They wouldn't let go. And even now, they are still in a constant battle.

Why Do Giraffes Have Long Necks?
By: Amber
A long time ago, Crow and Fox decided to have a contest. They were enemies so they wanted to prove who was better. They decided that whoever could get the giraffe to their home would win. Crow flew up, grabbed Giraffe's neck and pulled. Giraffe's neck stretched farther and farther. Fox was furious. He tried to grab Giraffe's neck and pull it back to the ground. At that time, Giraffe woke up. He made the two of them go away. And now, Giraffe still has his long neck and Fox and Crow avoid her.

Why Does It Rain?
By: Brooke
Once upon a time. There was a turtle. The turtle was mad at the clouds in the sky because there was no color other than blue and white. So Turtle flew up and started beating up the clouds. One by one, he pulled their little tiny arms off and hit and punched the clouds. The clouds started crying. And Turtle is still up there, beating up the clouds.

Why Are There Traffic Lights?
By: Audrey
Once upon a time there was Suzie Sewer Grate and Larry Lamppost. Larry thought that Suzie was extremely greedy, eating all the stuff that went into her. He wanted to do something about it. Larry cut out a rectangle from one of his friends and stole three of his friends' lights. He taped the lights onto the rectangle. After, Larry was confused on why he had done that. But when he saw some trash headed right to Suzie's mouth, Larry flashed the only light that worked, the red one. All the trash stopped. Then the trash morphed into a car. And now, because of tradition, whenever a traffic light glows red, cars stop.

I know, those were the weirdest stories ever.Anyways, hope you enjoyed!

Challenge

HI! You will have to figure out what it says under the line. WINNER GETS A PRIZE!
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COMMENT UR ANSWER! GOOD LUC

I'm so stupid...

Hi....
yesterday I went to Niagara Falls. And then I learned something. Niagara Falls is in the city Niagara Falls. My dad was like, we might go to Toronto tomorrow and I'm like we're already in Toronto. I honestly thought Niagara Falls was in Toronto. I am so stupid...

BLOOGS!

Audrey's Blog
Spinoff of an old comic
Rachael's Blog
The (not handsome) Jiro's Blog (I WILL NEVER SAY UR HANDSOME!)
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
Micah's Blog


Hello there. More advertising to do. They advertised me, so I will do the same. You have to ask Micah for permission to enter that blog though. Anyways............BYE NOW!

Hi

No luck on the Dijibouti business. Hi.

BUDGIE!

LOL. My blog sucks. Why is it so popular? WHOEVER ANSWERS THAT FIRST GETS A PRIZE!

Dijibouti

Recently, our class has discovered a new country called DIJIBOUTI. DIJIBOUTI is located in Africa. I have no idea how I remember how DIJIBOUTI is spelt. So, if you know anyone from DIJIBOUTI, tell them, somehow to look at this blog. Tell them to comment on any of my blogposts DIJIBOUTI. I will know. Okay, bye!

VALENTINE'S DAY!

Hi guys! I really don't have time for this. I am currently doing this while i'm doing something else. So, yeah. Anyways, I hope you have a happy Singles Awareness Day and ya. I'm single, but I honestly don't care. (i'm a kid) ANYWAYS. HAPYP VALENTIENS' DAY!

CHINESE NEW YEAR+CAPITALS!

Hi guys!
So...
Today was CHINESE NEW YEAR! WOO HOO! I completely forgot to post something until I saw my friend, Audrey's (you can check out her blog here) post. So, yeah. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! WOOHOOT!

Ya. That's all. Erm. This year is the year of the monkey? OKAY? I MEAN OKAY! HALLO! BOO! DID I SCARE YOU?! NO? gOOD. vERY VERY GOOD.

Ok. I'll stop. I'm not going crazy, OR AM I?! HEHEHE! (I am, but you don't bother reading things not in capitals do you?) I AM TOTALLY GETTING OFF TRACK! HEHEHE!

Second message:
CAPTIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE CAPTIALS! THEY SUCK! I LOVE CAPITALS! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUT YOU PROBS ALREADY GUESSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ERMAGERD! CAPITALS! CAPITALS! CAPITALS!

CHALLENGE

Here's the challenge. You must figure out what the writing underneath the line says. If you are the first to figure it out, you will get a prize. You get to write a blog post, send it to me with email and I will post it.
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HEY GUSYDFHR;JKT,
SO YUF DEFIJCIDEF TO TKTE DON TEHD CHALLENGE HUHJ? WELLK, IGUEJS S IMEAN, FIU YOU'RE ACUTKALLY READYUNG THIS, YOUC OULD BE WIUNNGNG! ANYUASYWS, AVLENTINE'S DAY IS RUIGHT AROUND THE CORBER, SOA YAUAY! I SHOULD SATY THIS ONJR A RE TLA POST, BUINOT A WERIRD CHALLNGE LIJKE THIS, BUITJ TIT'S FUNE/, SO AYYA! SHOJ;LD I MKHNJAE THIS KOINGER! NIJO! OUY WAT TO POIST SOMETHING DUN'T YOU?

DEFINITION GUESSING

Here's how this works. I say a word. I give you three options. You guess which one is the correct definition.

Here we go.

Guess what doodle sack means.

a) a person who loves doodling
b) bagpipe
c) someone who litters

Books

ERMAGERD, HI GUYS! I HAVE BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH BLOGGER ALOT  A LOT LATELY! I have added a search bar, you can now follow and I made a random list. Anyways, a new program/repeaty thingy. OMG I'm gonna call these repeaty thingies. So, this one is called, IDK, what to call it.
So, I'm gonna highlight a book once in a while, you guys can vote on these possible names:
1. Best Books
2. Best Book
3. Bragging Books
4. Book Bribe
5. Better Books
6. Big Books
COMMENT WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL IT!

3 POSTS IN ONE!

Hello People.
I have news.












ERMAGERD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I HAVE 1072 PAGE VIEWS! That's over 1000. Am I dreaming? Am I really a robotic dog living on another planet? THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Second Announcement:
I have changed some fonts because I recently discovered how and I felt like it.

Third Announcement:
My friend Audreh/Audrew/Andrew/ a lot of other things has made a blog! jmaudh.blogspot.com
CHECK IT OUT! go away. NO STAY.

Fourth Announcement: 
*gasp* I know, I said 3. :P Anyways....WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY? NO I FORGET! OH YEAH! internet is on a screen. Computer/laptop/tablet/phone/tablet. The screens are all....*gasp* RECTANGLES! You know how people say they own a corner of the internet? That means only 4 people can own a corner of the internet! THAT MEANS ONLY 4 PEOPLE! QUICK CLAIM A CORNER! I CLAIM THE TOP RIGHT CORNER! AUDREY CLAIMED THE TOP LEFT CORNER! *GASP* THERE'S ONLY 2 CORNERS LEFT! QUICK, CLAIM A CORNER BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!

FINE AUDREY (Happy Valentine's Day)

To Audrey: FINE! I made a Canva account and I admit it's awesome.
To everyone else (Audrey go away now, just kidding): I MADE THIS!

And yeah, happy valentine's day 9 days early. I made this and I wanted to share this with you. Now I'm going to mess around with Canva cause it's cool.

Justin Bieber

WARNING! I DO NOT LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER! NO WAY!
Anyways...so, Justin Bieber used to be like super hated. And his songs never made it to the most popular. Now however, Sorry and Love Yourself are the top 2 songs, like WAHAT? WHO EVEN LIKES JUSTIN BIEVER? I MEAN SRSLY! HE DOES DRUGS AND WAS PUT IN JAIL AND LIKE I HATE HIM! (no offense to any Justin Bieber lovers who are reading this)

 HE used to be this
And now he's this.
ANYWAYS BYE!