Ukulele

Hi peoples.
In class we're learning about ukuleles. No, we're not learning about them, WE'RE PLAYING THEM. iT SI SAUQWEAOME! ... THat last word was supposed to be awesome. Well then...
IT'S A UKULELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO
THE TRINGS ARE G, C, E, A!!!!!!!!!!!! ADN THEN IT'S LIKE PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually don't have a ukulele. But...I WANT ONE. I wanted one for X-mas, but I didn;t get it. WHY ARE MY POSTS SO WEIRD? ANSWER ME! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Relationship

BE WARNED, I AM NOT IN ANY RELATIONSHIP OF ANY KIND, OH WHY DID I USE THAT AS MY TITLE?
I realize I could just change it but where's the fun in that? Did I trick any of you? I am most definitely NOT in a relationship. NO WAY! But I'm going to tell you how to get in a relation ship.

1. Buy a ship. (da boat)
2. Name it Relation (paint it on the side if you want)
3. Get in. 
4. YOU ARE NOW IN A RELATIONSHIP!

I did see the sheep version of this but I think this one's better. Sadly, I don't have the money to get into a relationship.

Buy this boat!!!

So people did think of this...well they didn't say to get into it. I WIN!!!